A Parody

this was something i wrote a few weeks back.>>>>>

ROMEO & JULIET PARODY

1. Juliet walks out to the balcony, awaiting for her Romeo(s) to arrive to their nightly meetings.
2. Hearing sounds coming from the bush, she calls out for him: Romeo? Are you there?
3. Hearing that, he replies: girl ar, who are you talking to? I’m over here, not at the bush.
4. J: Oh, my apologies’
5. Juliet starts: O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo? Deny thy father and refuse thy name. Or if thou wilt not but be sworn my love, *long pause* er, I forgot what come next.
6. Narrator: ‘gosh this Juliet is hopeless, isn’t she?’
7. R: ‘yes she is and I’m outta here’
8. N: ‘Romeo just ran away!’
9. J: ‘there goes another one. Narrator, tell Romeo 2 to come in’
10. N: ‘yes Juliet. Romeo 2, you’re on’
11. R2: ‘yes! I’m here. Romeo 2 to the rescue!’
12. N: ‘ok, let’s start from the beginning. Places everyone’ ( Juliet and Romeo 2 get into position)
13. *repeat 1 and 2
14. R2: ‘yes, I am here’
15. R2: ‘Juliet, what are you doing up there? Hurry up and come down so that we can elope’
16. J: ‘no, you come up. You’re the guy, you’re suppose to come and get me.’
17. R2: ‘ I said I can’t!’
18. J: ‘my legs hurt because of my heels. You come up’
19. R2: ‘I can’t really go, my knees hurt too much to climb stairs’
20. J: ‘I’ll let my hair down’
21. R2: ‘it’s still too hard to climb up, I have arthritis.’
22. J: ‘what kind of guy are you? Cannot even climb stairs and hair. And why do have arthritis at such a young age?
23. R2: ‘I’m lactose intolerant so I can’t drink milk. Why do you think I’m so short in the first place? Come down, Juliet. Make things easier for the both of us.’
24. N: ‘my, my, Shakespeare just fainted seeing what his masterpiece have become over the centuries’
25. R2: ‘Mr. Narrator, this is the 21st century. We do things differently in this era. Men don’t wear puffy pants anymore and apparently the ladies(referring to Juliet) can’t even come down to greet her boyfriend’
26. J: ‘hey, I can say the same thing about you. Can’t even climb up stairs to get your girl.’ Juliet scoffs at Romeo 2.
27. R2: ‘that’s it, I can’t work with this girl anymore. I’m sorry Sir Shakespeare and Mr. Narrator, but, Romeo and Juliet are breaking up! And there’s nothing you two can do about it.’
28. N: ‘yes there is. It is clearly stated here in the last act, last scene that Romeo and Juliet were together even during death. Meaning, you can’t break up until the show’s over.’
29. J: ‘darn it. does that mean I’ll have to work with him until the end of the show?’
30. N: ‘yes. And no more complains. Now get back into position and start from the beginning!’
31. R2 and J: ‘yes boss.’
32. N: *smirking* ‘it’s good to be the boss sometimes’
33. Sir S: ‘as if, I’m the real boss around here and don’t you forget it, Mr. N’
34. N: ‘oh, boss, you’re awake, *nervous laugh* of course you are. *nervous laugh* now let’s get on with the show’


so what you guys think? epic fail in attempt to write comedy? i think i failed...miserably